We're all going on a summer holiday...

I found this image today and it made me lol, but not for the reason you might think.  It made me lol because the American who created it is obviously trying to show off how awesome American beaches are compared to the UK, but the American beach still looks like a piece of shit. (Hey, I'm Australian, we have high standards for our beaches.)  So I thought I'd fix it.

PLUS!  All our beaches come with free hot chick in a bikini and sarong!

FIXD LOL

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY

Happy Australia day everybody!  I've got a new favourite drink - black russians.  If you don't know, they are a shot of vodka and a shot of kahlua over ice.  Awesome.  Totally worth the $9 they cost at the pub.

Not only is it Australia Day but it's also my housemate's birthday so this morning saw me sitting on the beach at sunrise with a few bottles of champagne, a bonfire and about 20 people, awesome night.  Managed to grab about 3 hours sleep today, quick post and then its time to go do it all again.